A Kid's Life: No Bills, More Thrills


Some days, I stare at the pile of unopened bills on my desk, watch the grey hairs multiply like they're on a mission, and think, When did I sign up for this whole adulting business? Seriously, I need to speak to the manager. No one mentioned the fine print about taxes, insurance, or the soul-draining task of deciding what to cook for dinner every single night.

Remember when the hardest decision in life was choosing between the red and blue popsicle? Back then, life was simple. No responsibilities, no existential crises—just pure, carefree bliss. Adulting? More like A-dull-ting. Kids today might be obsessed with the latest video games, but for us, the biggest open-world adventure was just outside our front door. No consoles, no high-speed internet—just boundless imagination and a sturdy pair of slippers.

Morning routines? They meant waking up on a Saturday to the sweet sound of cartoons, not an alarm clock demanding your presence at a Zoom meeting. There were no to-do lists, just the thrill of a whole day stretching before you, filled with possibility (and, let’s be honest, a questionable amount of sugary cereal).

And let’s talk about exercise. These days, I need a gym membership, a yoga mat, and the willpower to do more than just think about working out. Back then? Our workout was climbing trees, racing bikes, jumping off swings, and playing tag until the streetlights came on. The original CrossFit, no subscription required.

Oh, and naps. Sweet, precious naps. As a kid, I fought them like my life depended on it. Now? I’d trade my last pair of matching socks for a guilt-free afternoon siesta. And considering how often laundry gets postponed, that’s saying something.

Then there were friendships. They were easy. No LinkedIn connections, no overanalyzing texts—just a simple, “Wanna play?” and boom, best friends for life. Now, there are networking events, awkward small talk, and the existential dread of seeing someone’s name pop up in your inbox after five years of silence.

But perhaps what I miss most is the magic of simply being. As kids, we lived completely in the moment. We didn’t worry about the future. Every pebble, every cloud, every puddle was an adventure waiting to happen. The world was full of wonder, not just to-do lists.

Yet, here we are, navigating the responsibilities of adulthood, learning about 401(k)s, making peace with the existence of kale smoothies, and wondering if we’ll ever truly get eight hours of sleep again. But sometimes, in the middle of it all, I’ll find a patch of grass, lie down, and watch the clouds drift by—just like I used to. And for a moment, that kid inside me is alive and well.

So here’s to never growing up entirely. To jumping in puddles, chasing butterflies, and eating ice cream without counting the calories. Because deep down, that kid—the one who found joy in the simplest things—is still in there. And honestly? They might just be the wisest part of us all.

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